perenial

i hope im not only a mutual to u but also someone u can refer to in conversation as ur friend from overseas so u appear worldly and well-traveled

colliewolf

I want Markiplier to be in the fnaf movie but not as a character I want him to have a face cam and act like he’s playing a new fnaf game. Starts off the movie with the HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER and then the rest of the movie is just like this.

ALT

isawken

through various circumstances beyond your control, you are being forced to add a minimum of one extra eye to your body. the entity (probably wizard or warlock) forcing this upon you is nice enough to give you a choice.

note: the eye/s will by default look like your pre-existing eyes, same color and shape, unless you come up with something cool enough to convince the wizard/warlock to put in the extra effort to fulfill your design desires. i.e. giving you the pupil of a goat, making your iris purple, making the eye insanely large, etc. make your plea in the tags if you so wish.

be-they-do-crimes

idk who needs to hear this but if ur a straight girl who wants to be a gay guy you literally just can be

deepseasirenscove

“Just a casual night out with the girls”

*lures men to their watery deaths

iftye

me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com

thickness-protection-program

Me reading your tags on tumblr dot com

the-alpine-glow

spin those loathsome creatures

odyelec

Northeastern Blackreach

p4nsy

I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post

p4nsy

I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it's cool it's normal it's ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one

p4nsy

Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she's harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast